Hello to Obama

Obama's first day looks impressive. He is well occupied to correct "other people's mistakes and gaffs". Imagine, instead of going forward with ideas and growth, he needs to recuperate for all these years of degradation from which now suffer hundreds of millions of Americans, and thousands of millions citizens on Earth.

Impressive first steps, of course : the closing of Guantanamo prison, signing for piece in the Near East, and starting important measures for helping poor families in the US. How impressive. Here is a good message, which seems to be out of the White House after today:

Dear World:

We, the United States of America, your top quality supplier of ideals of democracy, would like to apologize for our 2001-2008 interruption in service. The technical fault that led to this eight-year service outage has been located, and the software responsible was replaced November 4. Early tests of the newly installed program indicate that we are now operating correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional on January 20. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage. We look forward to resuming full service and hope to improve in years to come. We thank you for your patience and understanding,

Sincerely,
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Source: Art Threat